striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

(via laughbitches)


girlwithalessonplan:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

HA!

girlwithalessonplan:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

HA!


mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via laughbitches)


maggins:

can you believe the animation errors in frozen

maggins:

can you believe the animation errors in frozen

(via laughbitches)


awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

image

(via laughbitches)


spermbanker:

2014: Macklemore has just discovered chain comments

spermbanker:

2014: Macklemore has just discovered chain comments

(via laughbitches)


(via laughbitches)



lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity

(via laughbitches)


lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

(via orgasm)


xanthera:

trillgamesh:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Remember how everyone thought it was so ridiculous and uneducated of Tumblr users to think that those people were Nazis and now it looks like they might very well be nazis, amazing


O_O Holy shit…

xanthera:

trillgamesh:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Remember how everyone thought it was so ridiculous and uneducated of Tumblr users to think that those people were Nazis and now it looks like they might very well be nazis, amazing

O_O Holy shit…



psyducked:

I heard you were screwing the milk man

psyducked:

I heard you were screwing the milk man

(via laughbitches)


hellugh:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

"did she say yes? …..hell yea"

(via laughbitches)